So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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