Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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