you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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