Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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