I puked a lego.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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