i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
