I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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