If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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