I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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