He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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