Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im holly from the hills drunk
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I woke up under a house in Key West
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