I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Damn victory sex feels great
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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