is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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