i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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