what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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