No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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