I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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