EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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