Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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