Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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