the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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