I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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