what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
