I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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