I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm always down for nudity.
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