Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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