The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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