Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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