I want to walk on stilts...naked
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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