I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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