Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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