He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize