So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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