doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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