That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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