I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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