So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
