We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
there is puke in my bra ... again
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