You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?