dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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