look no pants
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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