I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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