My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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