just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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