lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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