her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just cropdusted the office
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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