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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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