Don't you send me to vm
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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