Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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