I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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