Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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