i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
