shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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