Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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