Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.