went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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