I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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