Got a toothbrush?
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My dick has a subreddit
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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