So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
