You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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