last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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