He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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