You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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